I am trying to act like glasses are the coolest things in the world, but between you and me, gee I hope that girl doesn't need them.
Do you like my rendition of Emma with glasses? I know you are super jealous of my mad drawing skills in the Paint program. Try not to hate me because I'm so good. I also seem like a stellar mother, drawing goofy glasses on my child, right? I should earn awards for these skills, I tell ya.
So please pray for Emma to not need glasses. It will save us money and headaches, and jeez oh pete I just don't want to deal with cleaning a 5-year olds glasses!